Yes, it's true. To learn if you're One Of Us, take this simple quiz:

1. Someone gives you $100. You spend every penny on...
1. food.
2. a date with someone you love.
3. nothing;  you put it in the bank.
4. paper and ink.
5. guitar strings.
6. books.
7. Playmobil.
8. record albums.
9. a new video card.

Scoring:   a, b, and c are the WRONG ANSWERS.  (Or 1, 2, and 3 if you're using Netscape 4.)
If you selected one of those, you have found this site by mistake.