Omigosh! It's the Dallas Chapter on an outing! Big Lou roars through the wilderness on his Harley Hog while Craig and Greg get some target practice. It pays to be prepared because you never know when some Communist might bust down your door and steal your guns.
Yessirree, those Commies can be as dangerous as mountain lions! The wildlife refuge provides a valuable service in this area.
Speaking of wildlife, it's Little George and his Rho Rho Rho frat brothers, with some girls from I Phelta Thi sorority. . .
. . . and they're gonna have a real good time today!
Roll out the keg and PARTY DOWN! Kevin's tying one on in the back of the Jeep, while Sally keels over in the trailer, and Matt chugs Thunderbird.
"Hi, there!" Little George waves at the Dallas Chapter, while Barbie and Sherrie get sauced, and Matt passes out. I tell ya, these guys really know how to have fun!
Hey! What's this? Looks like Big George and his buddies have built an oil well in the National Park, while no one was looking.
Still faithfully doing his job for Idaho Timber, in spite of all the distractions around him, Dave puts a chainsaw to the roots of another 200-year-old Douglas fir.