Yes, it's true. To learn if you're One Of Us, take this simple quiz:

  1. Someone gives you $100. You spend every penny on...
    1. food.
    2. a date with someone you love.
    3. nothing;  you put it in the bank.
    4. paper and ink.
    5. guitar strings.
    6. books.
    7. Playmobil.
    8. record albums.
    9. a new video card.

Scoring:   a, b, and c are the WRONG ANSWERS.  (Or 1, 2, and 3 if you're using Netscape 4.)
If you selected one of those, you have found this website by mistake.