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Taffy was a hacker and nasty he would be
Taffy nulled my CD-ROM, installing WinXP
I went to Taffy's house while he went for a tan.
I destroyed his firewall. Now hosts he Wi-Fi LAN
Taffy was a hacker, a real Thanksgiving threat.
Taffy used his cell phone to crack my wireless net.
I went to Taffy's house while he was eating turkey
This solvent on his motherboard will make it stretch like jerky.
Taffy was a hacker, who bragged about Wi-Fi
He pirated my Linksys band and spammed the FBI.
I went to his dot-com, and hacked his PDC
I R-S-2-three-2'd his hub and burned it to dot-b.
Taffy was a hacker who ran an ASP
His WAN conflicted with my mouse, an optic USB.
I went to Taffy's house, revenge was on my mind
His server's bound to Apple Talk, that's all it's gonna find.
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