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Taffy was a hacker, on e-bay he did prey,
Before my winning bid would place, he sniped it right away.
I went to Taffy's net, a private VPN,
I c-h-moded his root dir to seven-seven-seven.
Taffy was a hacker, who sold pre-opened games,
I should have checked his sellers-rate, and read up on his flames.
I hacked to Taffy's net, and found his CD rosters.
I registered his serials, and now they're worthless coasters.

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