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Taffy was a hacker, wicked through and through
Taffy sent my system back to old DOS 3.2
I went to Taffy's house, full of life and sport
His telephone now takes the calls for Windows tech support
Taffy was a hacker; with money he was lax
Taffy came to my house and used my Turbo Tax
I went to Taffy's house; the IRS was at my heels
As they handcuffed him I listened to his plaintive squeals.
Taffy was a hacker who liked to break the law
Taffy came to my desk and stole my Corel Draw
I went to Taffy's desk and pulled his system fan.
The hot air from his CPU makes popcorn for our LAN.
Taffy was a hacker, Taffy lost WINSOCK
He took it out by stir-frying my hard drive in a wok
I went to Taffy's house, cooking was my plan
Hope he gets a kick out of mainboard au gratin.
Taffy was a hacker, Taffy was a nerd.
He deleted my WordPerfect and left me with WINWORD.
I went to Taffy's house to smash his hypothalamus.
Instead I linked up with his wife by ftp anonymous.
Taffy was a hacker, Taffy was a farce
Taffy wrecked my spreadsheets with a global parse
I went to Taffy's house, my data he had jumbled
I picked up his monitor, and down the stairs it tumbled


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