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Taffy was a hacker. His neck I'd like to chop
For putting Windows NT 4 on my monochrome laptop.
I went to Taffy's house with Brillo pads--too cool!
I shorted all his motherboards with bits of steel wool.
Taffy was a hacker, he was a hardy breed
Taffy dropped my Thinkpad in a Brahma bull stampede
I went to Taffy's house while Taffy was asleep
I squashed his Dell Inspiron with my brand new Jeep.
Taffy was a hacker, Taffy was a fool
Taffy tossed my laptop into the swimming pool
I went to Taffy's house. Taffy, he was gone
I took all his PC cards and flushed them down the john.

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