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Taffy was a hacker, my iTunes Taffy stole
And put them on his iPod so he could rock 'n' roll.
I went to Taffy's house while Taffy ate some cod
I emptied his Smart Playlist, to synch with his iPod.
Taffy was a hacker whose systems didn't work.
So Taffy came to my house with iTunes and a smirk.
I went to Taffy's house while he was still at mine
His forty-three Nintendo games will pay me back just fine.
Taffy was a hacker who drained the battery
Of my iPod Mini, then left for Calgary.
I went to Taffy's house. His iPod I restored
To only work with Macintosh, which he can ill afford.

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