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Taffy Was a Mac'er Taffy Was a Gamer Taffy Owned a Store Taffy's Hardware Taffy's WiFi Taffy Had a Linux Box Taffy on the LAN Holiday Taffy Taffy Was a Programmer Taffy Ran a Cluster Taffy Had an iPod Taffy Had a Laptop Taffy Had a Printer Multi-Vendor Platforms! Taffy Had a Virus Taffy's Apps Taffy's Online Auctions About Taffy |
ApplicationsTaffy was a hacker, wicked through and throughTaffy sent my system back to old DOS 3.2 I went to Taffy's house, full of life and sport His telephone now takes the calls for Windows tech support Taffy came to my house and used my Turbo Tax I went to Taffy's house; the IRS was at my heels As they handcuffed him I listened to his plaintive squeals. Taffy came to my desk and stole my Corel Draw I went to Taffy's desk and pulled his system fan. The hot air from his CPU makes popcorn for our LAN. He took it out by stir-frying my hard drive in a wok I went to Taffy's house, cooking was my plan Hope he gets a kick out of mainboard au gratin. He deleted my WordPerfect and left me with WINWORD. I went to Taffy's house to smash his hypothalamus. Instead I linked up with his wife by ftp anonymous. Taffy wrecked my spreadsheets with a global parse I went to Taffy's house, my data he had jumbled I picked up his monitor, and down the stairs it tumbled dmw Web pages by Taffy |