Holidays
Taffy was a hacker, it was Christmas Eve.
Taffy came to my house and Santa was deceived.
I went to Taffy's, my new modem to reclaim.
I got my modem back, and also a new game.
dmw
Taffy was a hacker, it was Christmas Day.
Taffy came to my house and stole my games away.
I went to Taffy's house. He was with Aunt Bessie.
The state I left his hard drive in is best described as messy.
dmw
Taffy was a hacker, it was New Year's Eve.
He opened Norton Calibrate and changed my interleave.
I went to Taffy's house, Taffy was out drinking.
I installed a system worm. His free disk space is shrinking.
dmw
Taffy was a hacker. On Hallowe'en he scored.
He left a melted chocolate bar on top of my keyboard.
I went to Taffy's house, my ghost disguise still on.
The carmel goo inside his mouse should be quite hard by dawn.
dmw
Taffy was a hacker, a real Thanksgiving threat.
Taffy used his cell phone to crack my wireless net.
I went to Taffy's house while he was eating turkey
This solvent on his motherboard will make it stretch like jerky.
dmw
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