Taffy Was a Hacker

Taffy Owned a Store

Taffy was a hacker, Taffy was a cheat
Taffy sold components that were quite obsolete
I went to Taffy's store to get my money back
And I went home with lots of cash, due to a clever hack
dmw, ldw
Taffy was a hacker who tried to cut his cost
Taffy sold used modems whose drivers had been lost.
I went to Taffy's store while he sold homemade ink.
I left an 8-bit Hercules to run his MultiSync.
dmw
Taffy was a hacker who worked at Fry's front door
Taffy dropped my hard drive on the cement floor
I went to Taffy's house and o'er his keyboard hovered
With more fun than is legal, using DOS\RECOVER.
dmw
Taffy was a hacker, his methods mighty shady
Taffy moved his workshop to a town just west of Brady
I went to Taffy's house, his wiles to outfox
His Athlon 1500 now runs my Linux box.
dmw
Taffy was a hacker; Taffy angered me
Taffy made me wait too long for my ISP
I went to Taffy's shop, for he had played with fire
All his screen savers now read "Taffy is a liar."
dmw
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