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Taffy Was a Mac'er Taffy Was a Gamer Taffy Owned a Store Taffy's Hardware Taffy's WiFi Taffy Had a Linux Box Taffy on the LAN Holiday Taffy Taffy Was a Programmer Taffy Ran a Cluster Taffy Had an iPod Taffy Had a Laptop Taffy Had a Printer Multi-Vendor Platforms! Taffy Had a Virus Taffy's Apps Taffy's Online Auctions About Taffy |
Taffy Was a GamerTaffy was a hacker, Taffy was unfairTaffy came to my house and deleted "Solitaire." I went to Taffy's house; he'd gone to buy a compass Where once was "Doom" and "Wolfenstein," it now is "Hunt the Wumpus." Taffy crashed my system with an e-mail gif. I logged on the Internet while Taffy ate some treats I sent him a text bomb disguised as Doom II cheats. He did not want to register my ware that wasn't share. I went to Taffy's house, wild as a bull I'll give him back his hard drive when I'm paid in full. Taffy sat around all day, playing Sargon chess. I went to Taffy's job, where I told Taffy's boss. It seems that now our network's gain is only Taffy's loss. Taffy set my SCSI board to use up all my RAM I went to Taffy's house, Sierra games in hand His system now reboots itself quite often, as I planned. This work © 2003, by The Webb Family, edited by dotti webb. |