Taffy Was a Hacker

Taffy Was a Gamer

Taffy was a hacker, Taffy was unfair
Taffy came to my house and deleted "Solitaire."
I went to Taffy's house; he'd gone to buy a compass
Where once was "Doom" and "Wolfenstein," it now is "Hunt the Wumpus."
dmw
Taffy was a hacker. Taffy had a quiff
Taffy crashed my system with an e-mail gif.
I logged on the Internet while Taffy ate some treats
I sent him a text bomb disguised as Doom II cheats.
dmw
Taffy was a hacker, pirating software
He did not want to register my ware that wasn't share.
I went to Taffy's house, wild as a bull
I'll give him back his hard drive when I'm paid in full.
ldw
Taffy was a hacker who worked in MIS.
Taffy sat around all day, playing Sargon chess.
I went to Taffy's job, where I told Taffy's boss.
It seems that now our network's gain is only Taffy's loss.
dmw
Taffy was a hacker; his brain, it weighed a gram
Taffy set my SCSI board to use up all my RAM
I went to Taffy's house, Sierra games in hand
His system now reboots itself quite often, as I planned.
dmw
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