Multi-Vendor Platforms!
Taffy was a hacker, Taffy was a geek
Taffy took my PowerPC and made it very weak
I went to Taffy's house, guided by Polaris
Taffy's Sun NetServers now no longer run Solaris
ldw
Taffy was a hacker, who figured what the heck
Taffy left an AST where once I had a DEC.
I went to Taffy's house and there I had a lark
Removing sixteen CPUs from his spiffed-out SPARC.
ldw
Taffy was a hacker, Taffy was a fink
Taffy somehow jammed my satellite uplink
I went to Taffy's house, my nerve it did not weaken
A B-52 is closing in on my well-set beacon...
ldw
Taffy was a hacker, he really went too far
He shipped my system by rocket ship to the nearest star
I went to Taffy's house and there I went one higher
Experimenting with his PCs and a modicum of fire
ldw
Taffy was a hacker, Taffy was a phreak
Taffy stole my black box from the bridge down by the creek
I went to Taffy's house while he was having fun
His wardialer now is stuck on dialing 9-1-1.
dmw
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