Programming
Taffy was a hacker, Taffy was no hero
Taffy crashed my system with "divide by zero"
I went to Taffy's house, Taffy was in Wembly
I redid his book report in what looked like Assembly.
mfw, dmw
Taffy was a hacker, Taffy was a punk
He made my code go 16-bit with a clever thunk
I went to Taffy's house and there I caused a fuss
It now is QBasic, where once was C++
ldw
Taffy was a hacker, he gave me dirty looks
Taffy came to my house and burned my FORTRAN books
I went to Taffy's house, while Taffy watched Star Trek
I renamed his DLLs; his system is a wreck.
dmw
Taffy was a hacker, his evil did not halt
Taffy's crummy DLL's gave a GP Fault
I went to Taffy's house, he's just up the road
Destabilizing all his files with demon alpha code
ldw
Taffy was a hacker, Taffy lived up north
Taffy came to my house and changed my code to FORTH.
I went to Taffy's house while he was playing ball
I reassigned his keyboard with a phony ANSI call.
dmw
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