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Taffy Was a Mac'er Taffy Was a Gamer Taffy Owned a Store Taffy's Hardware Taffy's WiFi Taffy Had a Linux Box Taffy on the LAN Holiday Taffy Taffy Was a Programmer Taffy Ran a Cluster Taffy Had an iPod Taffy Had a Laptop Taffy Had a Printer Multi-Vendor Platforms! Taffy Had a Virus Taffy's Apps Taffy's Online Auctions About Taffy |
LaptopsTaffy was a hacker. His neck I'd like to chopFor putting Windows NT 4 on my monochrome laptop. I went to Taffy's house with Brillo pads--too cool! I shorted all his motherboards with bits of steel wool. Taffy dropped my Thinkpad in a Brahma bull stampede I went to Taffy's house while Taffy was asleep I squashed his Dell Inspiron with my brand new Jeep. Taffy tossed my laptop into the swimming pool I went to Taffy's house. Taffy, he was gone I took all his PC cards and flushed them down the john. This work © 2003, by The Webb Family, edited by dotti webb. Web pages by Taffy |